Texas Cowboy Code

  • Don’t squat with your spurs on.
  • If you find yourself in a hole, first thing to do is stop digging.
  • If you’re ridin ahead of the herd, look back every now and then to make sure the herd is still with ya.
  • The easiest way to eat crow is while it’s still warm.
  • Always drink upstream of the herd.
  • If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.